reasons to not have kids
- they smell bad
- they are usually sticky for no apparent reason
- they cry a lot
- giving birth hurts
- being pregnant sucks
- kids are expensive
- a lot of them are ugly
- most of them are bratty and mean
reasons to have kids
- they’re cute when they’re quiet and asleep i guess
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Teacher : Did you ever hear the story of the orange
Child : No
Teacher : aw too bad
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I love how you could literally type Beafihdjhsic Casdkjlkjdfaich and people would know who you’re talking about.
Liam came up with Butterbean Cabbagepatch the other night and it was great.
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